Guide To Safe Fax

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Question: Do I have to be married to have safe fax ?
Answer: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Question: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and they were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were 21. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax?
Answer: Faxing can be performed at any age once you learn the correct procedure.

Question: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
Answer: Certainly not....as far as we can see.

Question: There is a place to my street where one can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
Answer: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a "professional" when their need to fax becomes too great.

Question: Should a cover always be used?
Answer: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to ensure safe fax.

Question: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely ?
Answer: Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again.

Question: If I have a personal and a business fax, can transmissions become mixed up ?
Answer: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.